Does a Bear Sh*t in the Woods Graphic Tee for Men & Women - Cheeky British Slang Gen X Humor Organic Cotton T-Shirt
Does a Bear Sh*t in the Woods Graphic Tee for Men & Women - Cheeky British Slang Gen X Humor Organic Cotton T-Shirt
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- Royal Mail 48 Tracked - 2 to 5 Days
- Evri 24 Tracked - 1 to 3 Days
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- DPD Courier - 1 Day
- USPS Tracked - 3 to 5 Days
- DPD Courier - 5 to 7 Days
- Royal Mail Tracked - 6 to 21 Days
- DPD Courier - 5 to 7 Days
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Does a Bear Shit in the Woods? – Funny Slogan T-Shirt
Some questions answer themselves.
The Does a Bear Shit in the Woods? t-shirt delivers a timeless bit of blunt humour, paired with a playful illustrated bear and a retro woodland backdrop. It’s bold, cheeky, and instantly recognisable to anyone who appreciates straight-talking banter and classic pub-level wisdom.
Printed on a soft premium cotton tee with a comfortable unisex fit, this shirt is built for laughs without sacrificing quality. Whether it’s worn to the pub, a barbecue, a festival, or just to make a point without saying a word, this one always lands.
Why you’ll love it:
- Classic rude humour with a nostalgic illustrated style
- Bold, easy-to-read slogan that gets instant reactions
- Premium fabric with a relaxed, everyday fit
- Perfect for Gen X humour, pub banter, and gift buyers
- Guaranteed conversation starter (and occasional snort laugh)
It’s not subtle.
It’s not polite.
But it’s absolutely correct.
This graphic tee is part of the Touch My Tee "nostalgic" Collection
Please refer to the Touch My Tee size guide in the product pictures for fitment and T shirt details.
Image mockups are for Illustrative purposes only, actual product may differ, colours may differ due to various display calibrations
Material: 100% organic ringspun combed cotton
- Medium fit.
- Single jersey.
- Set-in sleeve.
- 1x1 rib at neck collar.
- Inside back neck tape in self fabric.
- Sleeve hem and bottom hem with wide double needle topstitch.
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Weight: 180 gsm.
Size Guide Touch My Tee Premium Unisex Tee
Fitting Style: Medium Fit, Side Seamed
Size |
Half Chest (cm) |
Body Length (cm) |
Sleeve Length (cm) |
To Fit Chest (inch) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
XXS |
45.5 | 62.0 | 20.0 | 36 |
| XS | 47.5 | 65.0 | 21.0 | 37.5 |
| S | 49.5 | 69.0 | 22.5 | 39 |
| M | 53.5 | 73.0 | 24.0 | 42 |
| L | 56.5 | 75.0 | 24.5 | 44.5 |
| XL | 59.5 | 77.0 | 25.0 | 47 |
| 2XL | 63.5 | 79.0 | 25.5 | 50 |
| 3XL | 67.5 | 81.0 | 26.0 | 53.5 |
| 4XL | 72.5 | 83.0 | 26.0 | 57 |
| 5XL | 77.5 | 84.0 | 26.0 | 61 |
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Love my new tee! The colour is the exact shade I wanted. I'm v happy with the fabric not being too thick as well. V happy customer. Thank you 😊
As soon as I saw the t-shirt I knew I had to have it. It arrived really quickly and I wasn't expecting the amazing quality this price. The print feels like it's a part of the t-shirt (not one of those horrible plastic prints), and the colours are exactly as they are on the website.
Great quality t-shirt and superb customer service. Can’t ask for more.
Amazing quailty Tee can't fault the company, quick dispatch, would highly recommend
Really good print, vivid colours, a good and very wearable t shirt, will be back thankyou
I bought this t-shirt as a present for my other half. She loved it!
The t-shirt is really good quality and it is a perfect fit. The design is really good quality and having it for a few weeks has gone through multiple washes and looks as good as the day it arrived. I will be buying more from this company.
Really happy with this, good fabric, really like the womens cut, vivid print. Recommend
Nice looking retro style design, used to play a bit of SF2 - not come across a move like this. Could have made a nice MK fatality?
Decent print and t shirt quality. Will probably be back for more.