Don't Believe In Humans Premium Unisex Graphic Tee
Don't Believe In Humans Premium Unisex Graphic Tee
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Estimated Shipping Times
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UK:
- Royal Mail 24 Tracked - 1 to 3 Days
- Royal Mail 48 Tracked - 2 to 5 Days
- Evri 24 Tracked - 1 to 3 Days
- Evri 48 Tracked - 2 to 5 Days
- DPD Courier - 1 Day
- USPS Tracked - 3 to 5 Days
- DPD Courier - 5 to 7 Days
- Royal Mail Tracked - 6 to 21 Days
- DPD Courier - 5 to 7 Days
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Please also note that we must be notified within 60 calendar days of any orders that have not arrived. After this time we cannot replace any orders free of charge.
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I Don’t Believe in Humans – Retro Sci-Fi Alien Premium Unisex Tee (1st Issue)
Straight from the stars and cooler than any Earthling, the I Don’t Believe in Humans tee is your badge of cosmic sarcasm. Designed like a vintage comic book cover, complete with “1st Issue” tag and neon space vibes, this shirt is perfect for believers, skeptics, and everyone in between who’s just a little too weird for this planet.
With its bold typography, glowing galaxy backdrop, and a retro-futuristic UFO, this tee says what you’re thinking – Earth sucks. Beam up some serious style.
Perfect For:
- Comic-con, festivals, or abducting attention
- Fans of vintage sci-fi and quirky humor
- Gifting to the extraterrestrial in your life
- Anyone sick of human nonsense
This graphic tee is part of the Touch My Tee "Just For Fun " Collection
Please refer to the Touch My Tee size guide in the product pictures for fitment and T shirt details.
Image mockups are for Illustrative purposes only, actual product may differ, colours may differ due to various display calibrations
Material: 100% organic ringspun combed cotton
- Medium fit.
- Single jersey.
- Set-in sleeve.
- 1x1 rib at neck collar.
- Inside back neck tape in self fabric.
- Sleeve hem and bottom hem with wide double needle topstitch.
Weight: 180 gsm.
Size Guide Touch My Tee Premium Unisex Tee
Fitting Style: Medium Fit, Side Seamed
Size |
Half Chest (cm) |
Body Length (cm) |
Sleeve Length (cm) |
To Fit Chest (inch) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
XXS |
45.5 | 62.0 | 20.0 | 36 |
| XS | 47.5 | 65.0 | 21.0 | 37.5 |
| S | 49.5 | 69.0 | 22.5 | 39 |
| M | 53.5 | 73.0 | 24.0 | 42 |
| L | 56.5 | 75.0 | 24.5 | 44.5 |
| XL | 59.5 | 77.0 | 25.0 | 47 |
| 2XL | 63.5 | 79.0 | 25.5 | 50 |
| 3XL | 67.5 | 81.0 | 26.0 | 53.5 |
| 4XL | 72.5 | 83.0 | 26.0 | 57 |
| 5XL | 77.5 | 84.0 | 26.0 | 61 |
Let customers speak for us
Great quality t-shirt and superb customer service. Can’t ask for more.
Amazing quailty Tee can't fault the company, quick dispatch, would highly recommend
Really good print, vivid colours, a good and very wearable t shirt, will be back thankyou
I bought this t-shirt as a present for my other half. She loved it!
The t-shirt is really good quality and it is a perfect fit. The design is really good quality and having it for a few weeks has gone through multiple washes and looks as good as the day it arrived. I will be buying more from this company.
Really happy with this, good fabric, really like the womens cut, vivid print. Recommend
Nice looking retro style design, used to play a bit of SF2 - not come across a move like this. Could have made a nice MK fatality?
Decent print and t shirt quality. Will probably be back for more.