I Don’t Believe in Humans – Retro Sci-Fi Alien Tee (1st Issue)

Straight from the stars and cooler than any Earthling, the I Don’t Believe in Humans tee is your badge of cosmic sarcasm. Designed like a vintage comic book cover, complete with “1st Issue” tag and neon space vibes, this shirt is perfect for believers, skeptics, and everyone in between who’s just a little too weird for this planet.

With its bold typography, glowing galaxy backdrop, and a retro-futuristic UFO, this tee says what you’re thinking – Earth sucks. Beam up some serious style.

Perfect For:

• Comic-con, festivals, or abducting attention
• Fans of vintage sci-fi and quirky humor
• Gifting to the extraterrestrial in your life
• Anyone sick of human nonsense

This graphic tee is part of the Touch My Tee "Just For Fun " Collection

Please refer to the Touch My Tee size guide in the product pictures for fitment and T shirt details.
Image mockups are for Illustrative purposes only, actual product may differ, colours may differ due to various display calibrations

Material: 100% ringspun cotton.*

• Seamless twin needle collar.
• Taped neck and shoulders.
• Tubular body.
• Twin needle sleeves and hem.

Weight: 

• White 144gsm.
• Colours 153gsm

.*Heathers 65% cotton/35% polyester.**Sport grey and antiques 90% cotton/10% polyester.