Fireball Survivor Premium Unisex Retro Graphic Tee
Fireball Survivor Premium Unisex Retro Graphic Tee
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- DPD Courier - 5 to 7 Days
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Fireball Survivor – Funny Retro Slogan T-Shirt
Some lessons burn themselves into memory.
The Fireball Survivor t-shirt is a bold, tongue-in-cheek tribute to questionable decisions and unforgettable consequences. Featuring a flaming menace of a graphic and the line “One Bite. Eternal Burn.”, this tee celebrates everyone who’s learned the hard way and lived to tell the tale.
Designed with a retro colour palette and vintage-style illustration, it’s printed on a soft premium cotton tee with a relaxed unisex fit. Perfect for nights out, pub stories, festivals, or as a knowing nod to fellow survivors who understand exactly what this means.
Why you’ll love it:
- Funny, fiery slogan with bold retro artwork
- Instant recognition for those who’ve been there
- Premium fabric with a comfortable everyday fit
- Ideal for Gen X humour, party stories, and gift buyers
- A wearable badge of honour
Pain fades.
The memory does not
This graphic tee is part of the Touch My Tee "nostalgic" Collection
Please refer to the Touch My Tee size guide in the product pictures for fitment and T shirt details.
Image mockups are for Illustrative purposes only, actual product may differ, colours may differ due to various display calibrations
Material: 100% organic ringspun combed cotton
- Medium fit.
- Single jersey.
- Set-in sleeve.
- 1x1 rib at neck collar.
- Inside back neck tape in self fabric.
- Sleeve hem and bottom hem with wide double needle topstitch.
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Weight: 180 gsm.
Size Guide Touch My Tee Premium Unisex Tee
Fitting Style: Medium Fit, Side Seamed
Size |
Half Chest (cm) |
Body Length (cm) |
Sleeve Length (cm) |
To Fit Chest (inch) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
XXS |
45.5 | 62.0 | 20.0 | 36 |
| XS | 47.5 | 65.0 | 21.0 | 37.5 |
| S | 49.5 | 69.0 | 22.5 | 39 |
| M | 53.5 | 73.0 | 24.0 | 42 |
| L | 56.5 | 75.0 | 24.5 | 44.5 |
| XL | 59.5 | 77.0 | 25.0 | 47 |
| 2XL | 63.5 | 79.0 | 25.5 | 50 |
| 3XL | 67.5 | 81.0 | 26.0 | 53.5 |
| 4XL | 72.5 | 83.0 | 26.0 | 57 |
| 5XL | 77.5 | 84.0 | 26.0 | 61 |
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Love my new tee! The colour is the exact shade I wanted. I'm v happy with the fabric not being too thick as well. V happy customer. Thank you 😊
As soon as I saw the t-shirt I knew I had to have it. It arrived really quickly and I wasn't expecting the amazing quality this price. The print feels like it's a part of the t-shirt (not one of those horrible plastic prints), and the colours are exactly as they are on the website.
Great quality t-shirt and superb customer service. Can’t ask for more.
Amazing quailty Tee can't fault the company, quick dispatch, would highly recommend
Really good print, vivid colours, a good and very wearable t shirt, will be back thankyou
I bought this t-shirt as a present for my other half. She loved it!
The t-shirt is really good quality and it is a perfect fit. The design is really good quality and having it for a few weeks has gone through multiple washes and looks as good as the day it arrived. I will be buying more from this company.
Really happy with this, good fabric, really like the womens cut, vivid print. Recommend
Nice looking retro style design, used to play a bit of SF2 - not come across a move like this. Could have made a nice MK fatality?
Decent print and t shirt quality. Will probably be back for more.