Finally, a Christmas list that actually tells the truth. This brutally honest unisex tee lays out your festive priorities with unapologetic Gen X attitude: ✔ A break from everyone’s BS ✔ Coffee strong enough to resurrect you ✔ Sleep ✔ Patience... wait, no – just leave me alone.
Crafted for comfort and printed on premium soft cotton, this shirt is a hilarious gift for anyone who’s done pretending to enjoy the holiday chaos. Serve it up with sarcasm and a strong brew.
Perfect For:
Gen Xers who are over it
Christmas with attitude
Coffee addicts and sleep-deprived adults
Secret Santa gifts with personality
Anyone who wants to keep it real this holiday season
This graphic tee is part of the Touch My Tee "nostalgic" Collection
Please refer to the Touch My Tee size guide in the product pictures for fitment and T shirt details. Image mockups are for Illustrative purposes only, actual product may differ, colours may differ due to various display calibrations
Material: 100% organic ringspun combed cotton
Medium fit.
Single jersey.
Set-in sleeve.
1x1 rib at neck collar.
Inside back neck tape in self fabric.
Sleeve hem and bottom hem with wide double needle topstitch.